She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Did I show you my penis last night?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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