So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Your penis caused this!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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