Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish they made helmets for livers.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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