he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm too high and old for this...
Randomize
