Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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