note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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