Cold hands, warm shart.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
