Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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