I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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