I think i peed on brittanys purse
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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