He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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