No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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