so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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