She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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