You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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