sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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