things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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