even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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