my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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