When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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