He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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