Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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