Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
So many bounce houses so little time
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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