Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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