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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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