Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
