I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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