he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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