yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
