the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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