how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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