need another drink. this is the easiest way
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Randomize
