This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Randomize
