do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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