She said her name was "party"
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
