If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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