Soap is not a condiment
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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