Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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