the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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