We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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