Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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