Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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