is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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