party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I understand Curling. That high.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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