I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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