just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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