I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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