it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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