There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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