4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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