This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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